“you smell nice” is the best compliment i think
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
how could you fuck up so tremendously
go up to a guy in a fedora and say “hey I like your cowboy hat”
The sound I just made was not human
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
i think we can all relate to plankton in a way
ja’mie is hot and she’s a middle-aged man