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tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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memewhore:

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

I hope that baby’s had all its shots.

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bonesex:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

i’m gonna make sure this kid never reproduces

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

(Source: samperkins99)

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thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

(Source: unamusedsloth)

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idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi)

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megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

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meladoodle:

I’m at this game shop but I wish I knew if there was a sale on

(Source: meladoodle)

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